PERSONAL HOROSCOPES FROM ME PERSONALLY!

If I understand it clearly, future is very bright for everyone. Looks like new opportunities, challenges lie ahead of us. But if you are staying in Lebanon, Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc please do not stay in the house or venture outside; you could be bombed. Do not travel by train in Mumbai or by London's metro. Same thing-you never know if u'll return home. Don't eat outside or even drink outside for fear of malaria, dengue, leptosporosis, checkenguinea....Don't mind the spellings-because the consequences are more brutal. Don't eat vegetables for they maybe contaminated with all chemicals that I learned and didn't in school and college. You can vacation anywhere but avoid beaches due to fear of drowning,rainy seasons due to fear of your car/bus/train drowning. Avoid aeroplanes because then u'll have to avoid so many other things while travelling. But don't avoid baths or go unshaved-the US government might take you for a terrorist. For all night crawlers don't venture out for you might fall in a pit and nobody might rescue you; since not everyone is a 'Prince'. Although the dugouts called as roads are there drive through them. They have never found oil in Bombay after their first 'high' but someday they will so enjoy the ups/downs of ur journey. And lastly, don't write unneccessarily...the 'big brother' is watching and reading all mails. Have a pleasant stay on this planet.........